Twas a few weeks before Christmas and Tracy Morgan was in the house. As his former "SNL" co-star Jimmy Fallon quietly read the famous Christmas poem on his show Wednesday night, the "30 Rock" star interjected a side commentary that was anything but visions of sugar plums.
"Sugar plums? You definitely don’t got kids. I got three kids. They want a Wii U, X Box, 'Call of Duty.' Not one of them asks for me for those sugar plums. By the way, I know a pimp named Sugar Plum," Morgan mused.
The only thing missing was "Saint Nick is my biological father."
This has to be the case, though, since how else would Morgan know the real names of Santa's reindeer? Which are Scooter, Pork Chop, Captain Freak, TJ Downey McFresh, Bonzai, Mr. Dimples, Spanky and Joe Fraiser, in case you were wondering.
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