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'Men' creator will be 'really pissed' if Sheen outlives him

“Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre took a humorous swipe at problem-plagued star Charlie Sheen after the credits rolled Monday night.

At the end of Sheen’s last pre-hiatus episode, Lorre’s traditional show-closing vanity card read:

“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed”

Check out Lorre’s entire collection of funny, odd and at times, inexplicable vanity cards on ChuckLorre.com.

Update: Sheen said to TMZ in response to Lorre, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off."

But it seems the actor took no offense at Lorre's jab. He told the celebrity gossip site that he missed the "Men" creator. A source close to Sheen also told TMZ that he felt that the vanity card was an olive branch from Lorre.

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