The guys of "Jersey Shore": from left, Ronnie, Vinny, Pauly D and The Situation.
The men of "Jersey Shore" enjoyed their Italian vacation last season, but once they returned stateside, they raced to get the one thing that Italy didn't offer -- proper guido-friendly, Seaside Heights-worthy haircuts.
In this sneak peek from the show's upcoming season-five premiere, Pauly D and guys voice their appreciation for a made-in-America head of hair.
"I'm so happy to see some American barbers that use straightedge razors and the right clippers, and they know how to fade and shapeup and tape-up," the DJ raved. "We love it!"
Pauly then took a moment to appreciate Vinny's "UFC fighter" cut before soaking in the all-new (and almost indistinguishable from before) Situation.
"We lookin' fabulous right now," Sitch bragged as he showered his head in more hairspray than anyone with less than an inch of hair could possibly require.
The comment and the action earned several appropriately baffled looks from the cutting crew.
See more when "Jersey Shore" returns to MTV on Jan. 5 at 10 p.m. ET.
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