If you love Glenn Beck's daily show on Fox News and are bummed by today's announcement that the program is coming to an end, fear not. Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert has just the thing for you.
"Folks, it's the day we all feared would come -- the GlennPocalypse!" Colbert said on Monday's episode of "The Colbert Report," referring to earlier reports that Fox was looking to end Beck's show. "But, folks, if this is true ... then the GlennPocalypse is upon us. ... That's why it's so important you go out and buy Stephen Colbert's Emergency Beckpack."
Like the emergency backpack Beck introduced on his own show, Colbert's contains a tasty helping of beef stroganoff. Also included? A copy of every book the Fox talk-show host has written and two dozen cans of undistilled Glenn Beck. Check it out:
Hope that makes you feel a little better!