It just wouldn’t be a “Jersey Shore” finale without one big fight, and the beach-going cast didn’t disappoint Thursday night.
All the action revolved around one important point: who was the “most fake” member of sometimes close-knit group.
Sure, the pumped up, spray-tanned gang could have just called it a draw from the start, but where’s the drama in that? Instead, well…
The Situation implied Vinny was fake, which prompted JWoww to take a mad bathroom break. With JWoww out of earshot, Sitch nominated her as the fakest of them all. Of course, Snooki had her girl’s back, so she told JWoww what the Situation said. Snooki added a bit about Pauly D nodding in agreement, and something about Vinny sort of indicating he felt that way, too.
In short, it was on.
Suddenly JWoww told Sitch that Pauly was the fake one and accused Pauly of calling her fake. Pauly raged. Snooki cried. And unfortunately, a fakest-faker-ever consensus was never reached.
There’s always next season.