After Monday night’s “Dancing With the Stars” performances, one thing is clear: Michael Bolton can carry a tune, but he can’t dance to one.
The cringe-worthy “Hound Dog” jive he attempted to do with poor pro partner Chelsie Hightower left little doubt about the singer’s shortcomings. From the lurching posture to the complete lack of fancy footwork, Bolton all but stumbled through the routine. If he had any doubts about that, judge Bruno Tonioli soon set him straight.
“You did it all — so very, very, very badly,” Tonioli said bluntly. “I think this was probably the worst jive in 11 seasons.”
Bolton was bad, but given “Dancing’s” parade of past stinkers, jives and otherwise, did he deserve the judicial tongue-lashing Tonioli delivered?
Have a look at Bolton’s jive:
Now compare that with some of “Dancing’s” hall of shame members.
Kate Gosselin delivered her own crime against jive.
Steve Wozniak quickstepped his best bad effort.
Master P’s performed the paso doble — sort of.
Who really tops "Dancing's" worst-ever list?